INSANITY WOLF!

Yes, this crazy son of a bitch is getting his own thread.

I figured I'd post some of the advice I get from this facebook app right here on YMS. I strangely don't think it would go over severely well on CP, and I REALLY don't think my family wants to read some of this stuff. I have a quirky, twisted, and overall silly sense of humor and realize the stupidity in it all, so it makes me laugh. This thread shall be my release (and yours too, if you like.) ( I know Art will join me. )

So yeah....here's a link to the app on facebook. Prepare yourself for absolute random (and disturbing!) advice.

https://apps.facebook.com/insanitywolf/?ref=nf&_fb_fromhash=781be9e345b1869586ae17008fff7aa4

I just got this:

YOUR LIFE SUCKS. BOMB THE PENTAGON.

Oy!

I got: KILL HOOKERS. WEAR THEIR SKIN.

She-Wolf. Aaawwwooooooooooooooo.

*song is on ipod*

Insanity Wolf just gave me this advice:

GIVE THE CHILDREN CANDY... FROM THE MEDICINE CABINET.

"SAY YOU'RE GOD. TAKE THE TONGUES FROM THOSE WHO PROVE YOU WRONG."


YES Insanity Wolf!!

So, it looks like the app got reported. It's frozen and might not be turned back on. Dammit! I found Insanity Wolf to be a twisted sense of relief from everyday boredom.

That totally sucks! I LOVED IW!

Well, I can easily make up my own! I say we keep his spirit goin through this thread!


"EAT EYEBALLS EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH AND THEN CLAIM IT HELPS YOU SEE IN THE DARK!!!"

lol, no joke!

the last advice I got from IW before his early, unexpected demise was:

YOU CALL THAT A KNIFE. I CALL IT A DILDO.

RIP IW. We shall continue on in your insane fashion, just for the hell of it.

STAB YOUR NEIGHBOR. RINSE AND REPEAT.